I just saw the final Harry Potter!

Don’t worry, no spoilers here.

I will tell you that my favorite part was the Summers Eve preview that reminded me that since men have been fighting wars throughout all of time in pursuit of pussy, I should shove some chemicals in my vag to make it smell like a springtime garden.

Listen, if there’s a garden growing in my vagina, something has gone horribly wrong.

That is all.