Once In A Lifetime Opportunity of the Day: Yesterday, Louis C.K. was a guest on The Opie and Anthony Show. As was former secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld. I think you see where I’m going with this, but, just in case, here’s a hint: It involves Louis C.K. asking Donald Rumsfeld if he and former VP Dick Cheney are lizards from outer space who eat the flesh of Mexican babies.